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Oh, baked chicken and mixed

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veggies again?

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Why don't we hit that new

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why don't we hit that new

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Italian spot?

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Well, that's a great

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idea, Keenan.

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You're treating, right?

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Well, those veggies smell

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so fresh.

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Yeah, thought so.

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How was your day, honey?

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It was great.

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Alexis and I are studying

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Alexis and I are studying

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geography, and just so you know,

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your daughter knows all 50

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states.

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Wow.

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And all their capitals.

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Ooh.

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Oh, that's so awesome,

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Alexis.

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I used to wish that dad would

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homeschool me, but then I

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would've missed today's field

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trip.

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Trip.

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Figures you want to go to the

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science museum.

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You're such a nerd.

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Thank you for giving me all the

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cool genes.

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Cool genes.

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Okay, I hate to break it to you,

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but cool people don't really go

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around saying they're cool.

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Yeah, you don't hear me going

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Yeah, you don't hear me going

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around saying how cool I am.

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[Laughs]

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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If you're waiting to hear us

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say something, we're not.

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Say something, we're not.

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Do you guys like school?

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I don't like the homework,

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but school can be a lot of fun.

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I get to hang out with my

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peeps.

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Peeps.

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And you get to learn a lot

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too.

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And most of the field trips

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are fun.

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Daddy, I want peeps and field

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Daddy, I want peeps and field

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trips.

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Can I go to school?

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What are you talking about?

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We go on field trips all the

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time.

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Yeah, but no peeps.

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Well, Alexis, when you were

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three, I took you to preschool,

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and the first day of class, you

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and the first day of class, you

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told the teacher that the books

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weren't challenging enough.

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Do they have the same books?

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I'm sure they've got

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I'm sure they've got

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different books now.

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Then I want to try again.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Kaci, pass the potatoes.

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Please.

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[Smacks lips]

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All right, thank you.

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Well, Alexis, sweetie, if

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you're sure you're ready, then

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you're sure you're ready, then

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daddy and I will look into it,

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right, honey?

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Yes, of course we will,

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sweetie.

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Sweetie.

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I think that's--okay,

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that's--

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Okay, daddy?

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That's enough potatoes.

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Oh.

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You gave me too much.

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Okay.

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Oh, dad.

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Oh, dad.

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It's okay. Just leave it.

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Just leave it.

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Take care, linwood.

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I'll see you next week.

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Ms. Helen, can you file

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that for me, please?

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That for me, please?

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Sure.

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Thank you s--

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goodness.

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[Phone rings]

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Ms. Helen--

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Doctor's office.

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Doctor's office.

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Oh, hello, Mrs. E.

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Yes, I can move you to 3:00.

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All right.

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All right.

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Well, I'll see you then.

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All right. Bye-bye.

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Both: Ms. Helen...

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Both: Ms. Helen...

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I need you t--

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You never gave me the message

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that my client Donna had her

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baby.

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Oh, my bad.

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That's how the kids say it now.

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That's how the kids say it now.

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Yeah, a girl. A girl.

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Hopefully she will not get her

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father's forehead.

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Father's forehead.

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Hoo.

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Hey, wait, wait.

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Wait. Stop.

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I forgot to give you this.

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Okay.

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What?

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[Phone rings]

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Yeah. Two.

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Doctor's office.

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There's two?

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Yes.

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Hi, Mr. King.

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You know what?

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She's just a little overwhelmed

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she's just a little overwhelmed

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this week.

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Oh, you mean this month.

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She forgets everything.

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I already told her there's an

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acupuncture technique that

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increases the neoplasticity of

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increases the neoplasticity of

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the brain, but you know she's

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afraid of needles.

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Okay, see you then.

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Thank you.

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You are not sticking any needles

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you are not sticking any needles

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in my head.

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[Phone rings]

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Oh! Shh.

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Doctor's office.

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Doctor's office.

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Okay, I need to do something

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about this.

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I think you should hire

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an intern.

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Carla, they're young and in

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Carla, they're young and in

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school so you don't have to pay

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them much.

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That's a really good idea.

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But do you think Ms. Helen's

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but do you think Ms. Helen's

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gonna be offended?

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Let's ask.

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Okay. Hold, please.

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Okay. Hold, please.

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Line two.

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Coral community college.

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What's coral community

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college?

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It's where some of the other

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offices in this building get

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their interns from.

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[Phone rings]

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Oh.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Line two. Line two. Line two.

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Okay, doctor's office.

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Egypt.

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Egypt.

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Found it.

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Ah, good job.

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I am ramses the great.

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I am ramses the great.

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Can you please help me find my

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wife?

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If you were ramses ii, then

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your wife is queen nefertari.

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Ah, this is true.

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Ah, this is true.

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And what are my queen's titles?

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Great of praises, lady of two

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lands, and lady of grace.

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Lands, and lady of grace.

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Ah, very good.

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Now, where is she?

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In the valley of the queens.

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In the valley of the queens.

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She has the biggest, nicest tomb

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of them all.

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Ah, you are so wise.

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Ah, you are so wise.

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Come with me.

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Give me your arm, and we will

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give me your arm, and we will

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start the process like so.

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[Humming]

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Daddy--i mean, pharaoh.

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Daddy--i mean, pharaoh.

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Yes?

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What are you doing?

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I am making you into a mummy

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so you can be a companion to my

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so you can be a companion to my

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wife.

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Cool.

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Only rich and important people

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get to be mummies.

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Get to be mummies.

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Hello.

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I'm Perry Anderson.

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I was sent over from coral

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community college.

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Community college.

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Oh, hello, I'm Dr. Carla

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Reed.

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This is Ms. Helen.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you.

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Here's my resume.

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Here's my resume.

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Oh, thank you.

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Let's see.

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Wow.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Okay, this resume is better than

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the last five people put

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together.

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Together.

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You know this is a student

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internship, right?

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It doesn't pay much.

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Oh, that's fine with me.

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Oh, that's fine with me.

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I'm just finishing up night

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school, and I could use the

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experience.

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Did I mention it doesn't pay

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much?

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You most certainly did.

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You most certainly did.

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[Laughing]

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And it's still fine with me.

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Oh, great.

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Well, Ms. Helen, take a look.

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Ooh, well, I have to say, i'm

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glad you're a little older so I

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glad you're a little older so I

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don't have to worry about

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training you like some

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teenybopper who might come in

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here with some flip-flops and

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those half shirts.

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Those half shirts.

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[Laughing]

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Oh, you don't like

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half shirts?

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I guess I better not take off my

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jacket.

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You better stop it.

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You better stop it.

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[Laughing]

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I got a good feeling

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about this one.

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You do?

301
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Yeah.

302
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She does. Okay.

303
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She does. Okay.

304
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You just passed the toughest

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test.

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Ms. Helen, come on.

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You are--come on, you're tough.

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She's tough.

309
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But, hey--you're--

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but, hey--you're--

311
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you're hired.

312
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Great.

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Aww.

314
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How do you take your coffee?

315
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Oh, my c--my coffee?

316
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Oh, my c--my coffee?

317
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Cream. One sugar.

318
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And I'll just warm yours up.

319
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Oh, thank you.

320
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Um, the kitchen is that way.

321
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Um, the kitchen is that way.

322
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Nice.

323
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Nice.

324
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Come on.

325
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No one ever gets me coffee.

326
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Nobody ever gets me coffee

327
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either.

328
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Either.

329
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Ladies.

330
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Your schedules for tomorrow.

331
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Oh, fantastic.

332
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Thank you.

333
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Thank you.

334
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I'll have to thank Perry.

335
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Well, how do you know Perry

336
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did it?

337
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I mean, what if it was

338
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Ms. Helen?

339
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[Laughing]

340
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[Laughing]

341
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Yeah, right.

342
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Yeah, right.

343
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That man is constantly

344
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moving.

345
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He completely restocked all of

346
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my herbs.

347
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I know, and you know what?

348
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This lamp hasn't been working

349
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this lamp hasn't been working

350
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for three months.

351
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Whoo.

352
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Whoo.

353
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[All laughing]

354
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Come on.

355
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Come on.

356
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Oh, and, Perry, there you are.

357
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Ay, that smells divine.

358
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French roast.

359
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You had it in the back.

360
00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,670
You had it in the back.

361
00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:02,424
Yeah, Ms. Helen only makes

362
00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:02,705
instant.

363
00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:03,457
Well, I don't know how to

364
00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,718
work that elaborate machine you

365
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bought.

366
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,470
Bought.

367
00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,051
Cream. One sugar.

368
00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,006
Oh, you're a dear.

369
00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:09,465
And this.

370
00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,604
Oh, what's this?

371
00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,001
You mentioned earlier you

372
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You mentioned earlier you

373
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were trying to get your daughter

374
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into gentilly prep.

375
00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,643
Yeah, i--the curriculum would

376
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be perfect for Alexis, but

377
00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:18,862
unfortunately, they don't have

378
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any more slots open.

379
00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,732
Well, my boyfriend's aunt is

380
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the principal's hairdresser, so

381
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I asked her to pull some

382
00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:23,998
strings...

383
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,070
Strings...

384
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And hair, if she had to.

385
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[Laughing]

386
00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:28,072
Really?

387
00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,486
Yes, she said to call her

388
00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,004
directly to enroll Alexis.

389
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,830
Directly to enroll Alexis.

390
00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:31,448
That's her number.

391
00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,544
Oh...

392
00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,078
[Squealing]

393
00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,003
Perry, you're a magician.

394
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,210
Perry, you're a magician.

395
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Thank you.

396
00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,170
Seriously, Perry, you're

397
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doing too much.

398
00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,997
Ooh, yes, you are.

399
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Ooh, yes, you are.

400
00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,168
You should bring it down

401
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a notch.

402
00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,800
I mean, you know, we don't want

403
00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,382
you to burn out.

404
00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:47,996
Thanks, I'll pace myself.

405
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Thanks, I'll pace myself.

406
00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:50,717
Coffee?

407
00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,223
Oh, no.

408
00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,995
I prefer instant.

409
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,430
I prefer instant.

410
00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,886
Oh, well, Perry, go ahead,

411
00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:58,557
take that one.

412
00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,814
Don't mind if I do.

413
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Both: Cheers.

414
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,060
Both: Cheers.

415
00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,517
Whoo-whoo.

416
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,067
Pig.

417
00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,001
Are you for real, dad?

418
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,070
Are you for real, dad?

419
00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,402
Since when do you let kaci lead

420
00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:08,606
you by 20 points?

421
00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,946
This is...

422
00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,002
What up, everybody?

423
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,280
What up, everybody?

424
00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,617
Alex, you got my text, right?

425
00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:17,213
Come on, the new intern hooked

426
00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:17,578
a sista up.

427
00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,003
Holla at your girl.

428
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,420
Holla at your girl.

429
00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:21,328
Mom, mom, mom.

430
00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,747
Please don't talk like that

431
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:23,995
ever again.

432
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,920
Ever again.

433
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:25,764
Hey, kids, could you excuse

434
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:26,628
us, please?

435
00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,594
But we're in the middle

436
00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,003
of a game.

437
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,010
Of a game.

438
00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,802
Uh, dad said we have to go.

439
00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:32,086
Oh!

440
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,218
Oh!

441
00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:33,644
Oh, come on!

442
00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,601
Well, you totally did that

443
00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:36,001
'cause I was winning.

444
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,180
'Cause I was winning.

445
00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,555
If that helps you sleep at

446
00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,982
night, then believe it.

447
00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,310
It's okay, kaci.

448
00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,694
I was one turn away from

449
00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:42,001
spelling "absquatulate."

450
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,980
Spelling "absquatulate."

451
00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,996
Our dad's an English professor.

452
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,110
Our dad's an English professor.

453
00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,855
Bye, smart one.

454
00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,567
[Laughing]

455
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,996
Carla, what's going on?

456
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,330
Carla, what's going on?

457
00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:55,368
I mean, when we spoke earlier,

458
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you said there were no spots

459
00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,075
available at gentilly prep.

460
00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:58,792
Alex, wait, what's wrong?

461
00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,001
I thought you'd be thrilled that

462
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,370
I thought you'd be thrilled that

463
00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,076
we got Alexis into such a great

464
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,245
school.

465
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:02,833
I am.

466
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,207
It's just that it's so far into

467
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:04,633
the school year.

468
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,000
Suppose she can't keep up.

469
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,590
Suppose she can't keep up.

470
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,631
She's gonna be great.

471
00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:09,724
I mean, 'cause she had an

472
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,719
amazing teacher at home, babe.

473
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:12,001
Yeah, but that's not the

474
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,510
Yeah, but that's not the

475
00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:12,803
point.

476
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,925
I mean, I'm concerned about

477
00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,142
exposing her to the dangers of

478
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,002
overcrowded classrooms; Angry,

479
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,020
overcrowded classrooms; Angry,

480
00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:18,639
underpaid teachers; And what

481
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:22,104
about those high-fat lunches?

482
00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,016
Alex, we're not sending her

483
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,004
to hell.

484
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,690
To hell.

485
00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:25,612
We're talking about gentilly

486
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,650
prep.

487
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,693
I know, but think about the

488
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,996
sacrifices we have to make to

489
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,740
sacrifices we have to make to

490
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,950
afford this.

491
00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:32,859
All right, we'll have to give up

492
00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,027
our premium channels.

493
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:34,815
We won't be able to go out and

494
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:35,997
eat as much as we do.

495
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,910
Eat as much as we do.

496
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,123
You might even have to give up

497
00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:38,832
your coffee.

498
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,211
Oh, I'm not doing that.

499
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:41,789
See?

500
00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:42,002
Even you're not prepared for

501
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,830
even you're not prepared for

502
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,455
this.

503
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,382
Alex, I don't understand.

504
00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,000
Yesterday you seemed okay

505
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,460
yesterday you seemed okay

506
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,046
with it.

507
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:49,710
I mean, I never would have

508
00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:50,837
enrolled her if I thought we

509
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,343
weren't in agreement.

510
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,995
It's just that Alexis gets

511
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,760
It's just that Alexis gets

512
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,934
interested in things, you know?

513
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,143
Remember that time she wanted a

514
00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,182
pet dolphin?

515
00:09:59,265 --> 00:09:59,805
[Laughs]

516
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:00,000
And you explained to her that

517
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,850
And you explained to her that

518
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,483
we didn't have an ocean in the

519
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,890
backyard and that it wouldn't be

520
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,598
fair to the dolphin and that we

521
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:05,998
would never have enough mackerel

522
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,560
would never have enough mackerel

523
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,607
to feed it.

524
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:10,152
She didn't care.

525
00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,944
She still wanted one.

526
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,898
So then I told her that for her

527
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:14,568
fifth birthday, she can have

528
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,615
one.

529
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,329
And when that time came around,

530
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:17,998
what happened?

531
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,700
What happened?

532
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:19,664
She completely forgot.

533
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,164
Exactly.

534
00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,246
I was just kind of hoping this

535
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,001
would be the same thing.

536
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,790
Would be the same thing.

537
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,794
Oh.

538
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,956
Well...

539
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,002
How we gonna handle this?

540
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,180
How we gonna handle this?

541
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,051
We're gonna tell her she got

542
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,057
enrolled into a great new

543
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,638
school, and I'll just have to

544
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,003
roll with it.

545
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,810
Roll with it.

546
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,064
This package needs to go out

547
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:47,646
right away.

548
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,000
Okay.

549
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,480
Okay.

550
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:49,114
I'll handle it.

551
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,270
Oh, thank you, Perry.

552
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,778
[Phone rings]

553
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,610
Doctor's office.

554
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:54,004
Perry speaking.

555
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,450
Perry speaking.

556
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,988
How can I help you?

557
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,572
Oh. Uh-huh.

558
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:58,236
Oh, she's right here, so let

559
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,664
me--

560
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:00,002
oh. Oh. Oh. Okay.

561
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,870
Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay.

562
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,702
Yeah, I'll tell her.

563
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:04,788
Who was that?

564
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:05,622
Your husband.

565
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:05,996
He said school didn't work out

566
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,620
he said school didn't work out

567
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,667
the way he planned, so he took

568
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,000
Alexis to the zoo.

569
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,165
What?

570
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,011
Man, that was a good time,

571
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:15,881
I would say.

572
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,676
How was the zoo?

573
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,000
It was nice, mommy.

574
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,800
It was nice, mommy.

575
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:20,257
We got to see--

576
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,506
That's really good, sweetie.

577
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,307
Can you let daddy and I talk?

578
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,001
I want to hear about all of the

579
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,020
I want to hear about all of the

580
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,680
rest of it later, okay?

581
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,478
Uh, okay.

582
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:27,771
Okay.

583
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,653
Rarr.

584
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,999
[Laughing] Go upstairs.

585
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,020
[Laughing] Go upstairs.

586
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,277
See you later, sweetheart.

587
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:33,649
[Sighs]

588
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,654
The zoo?

589
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,995
Really, Alex?

590
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,450
Really, Alex?

591
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,110
I mean, I knew this was gonna be

592
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:38,737
hard on you, but I really

593
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,493
thought you were gonna follow

594
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,204
through with what we agreed to.

595
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,003
I did.

596
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,660
I did.

597
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:43,663
She's the one who didn't want to

598
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:44,084
go to school.

599
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,081
[Scoffs] Yeah, right.

600
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,083
She changed her mind that

601
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:47,794
quickly after she was so excited

602
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,003
about going?

603
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,670
About going?

604
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:49,749
As a matter of fact, yes,

605
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,004
she did.

606
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,126
Look, I took her to school,

607
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,002
and she asked who's gonna be

608
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,050
and she asked who's gonna be

609
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:54,630
there.

610
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,843
I told her other kids.

611
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:56,803
And when she asked me to sit

612
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,682
down with her, I told her I

613
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:58,298
wasn't staying, and she

614
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,644
freaked out.

615
00:11:59,718 --> 00:11:59,998
I mean, I have not seen her cry

616
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,970
I mean, I have not seen her cry

617
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,763
like that since that time the

618
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,307
tooth fairy forgot about her,

619
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,020
remember?

620
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:05,999
Alex, it's not funny.

621
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,100
Alex, it's not funny.

622
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,643
[Sobbing] Actually, it...

623
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,266
Kind of...Was.

624
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:10,984
So you just let her call the

625
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,003
shots, and you took her to the

626
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,770
shots, and you took her to the

627
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:12,977
zoo?

628
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,895
Carla, I am not going to make

629
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,784
my daughter do something she

630
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,000
doesn't want to do, especially

631
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,650
doesn't want to do, especially

632
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,357
when I don't want her to do it.

633
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,948
Alex, she's seven.

634
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,003
Of course she's scared.

635
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,370
Of course she's scared.

636
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,502
I mean, but a child has to face

637
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,209
their fears in order to grow.

638
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,000
And you just fueled the fear

639
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,330
and you just fueled the fear

640
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:31,997
that she has of school.

641
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:32,334
Carla.

642
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,418
What?

643
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,002
Do me a favor.

644
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:34,246
No.

645
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,416
Just lis--stop.

646
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,004
Take your psychologist hat off

647
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,670
take your psychologist hat off

648
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,715
for a second, and just be a mom.

649
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,218
[Groans]

650
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:39,800
All right?

651
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,474
Now, can you honestly tell me

652
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,001
you would not have done the same

653
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,050
you would not have done the same

654
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,216
thing I did if you were in my

655
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,644
situation?

656
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,682
[Both growling]

657
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:47,996
I would have taken her to

658
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,640
I would have taken her to

659
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,187
the zoo.

660
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,899
Thank you.

661
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,999
But, Alex, I mean...

662
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,690
But, Alex, I mean...

663
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,244
Babe, come on.

664
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,739
This is what's best for her.

665
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,000
I mean, homeschooling is great,

666
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,820
I mean, homeschooling is great,

667
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,777
but Alexis is such a social

668
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,997
child, and she needs to be

669
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,700
child, and she needs to be

670
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:07,745
around other kids her own age,

671
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,618
and there's some things that you

672
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:10,825
just can't teach her at home.

673
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,995
[Sighs]

674
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,630
[Sighs]

675
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,748
Come on, Carla.

676
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,455
I mean, you know how much I love

677
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,045
teaching her.

678
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:17,379
I know.

679
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,003
All right?

680
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,590
All right?

681
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:19,262
You know how much the time we

682
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:19,880
spend together means to me.

683
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:20,875
I've been home with her

684
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,996
practically her entire life.

685
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,640
Practically her entire life.

686
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:29,270
I know.

687
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,000
I love you for loving her so

688
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,270
I love you for loving her so

689
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,021
much.

690
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:32,772
I do.

691
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:36,003
You being involved in her life

692
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,440
you being involved in her life

693
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,975
is why she's such a confident

694
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,438
child.

695
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,998
But, Alex, another way for

696
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,910
but, Alex, another way for

697
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,078
Alexis to develop into the

698
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,578
bright and independent young

699
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,000
woman that we want her to be is

700
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,160
woman that we want her to be is

701
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,206
for her to grow into a world

702
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,998
where daddy's not always around.

703
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,920
Where daddy's not always around.

704
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,290
All right.

705
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,336
Okay.

706
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,338
Fine.

707
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,209
I'll make her go to school

708
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,835
tomorrow.

709
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:00,002
But just for the record, daddy's

710
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,590
but just for the record, daddy's

711
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,134
always gonna be around.

712
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,796
Mm-hmm.

713
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,004
I have to tell you another one.

714
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,220
I have to tell you another one.

715
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,513
Excuse me, do you two have

716
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:08,096
a moment?

717
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,560
Of course, Perry, come on in.

718
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,230
Mm-hmm, we were just talking

719
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:11,978
about how pleased we are with

720
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:12,309
your work.

721
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,643
You are the best thing that's

722
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,057
happened to this office.

723
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:15,845
I hope that means you'll

724
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:16,518
consider giving me a full-time

725
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:16,935
position.

726
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,002
Oh, Perry, I'm sorry,

727
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,110
Oh, Perry, I'm sorry,

728
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,192
I thought I made it clear when

729
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:21,817
I hired you.

730
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:22,822
There isn't one available.

731
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,003
Yeah, not unless you want

732
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,030
Yeah, not unless you want

733
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,783
Ms. Helen's job.

734
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,954
Actually...

735
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,121
I do.

736
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,084
Just hear me out.

737
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,004
You are both smart, dynamic

738
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,630
you are both smart, dynamic

739
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,709
women with growing businesses.

740
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,554
When you think "Ms. Helen,"

741
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:41,169
do you think "cutting edge"?

742
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:41,995
Not unless I'm thinking about

743
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,880
Not unless I'm thinking about

744
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,375
her tongue.

745
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,047
You need an office manager

746
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,995
who is innovative, motivated,

747
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,350
who is innovative, motivated,

748
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,389
and communication-savvy.

749
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,011
I am more efficient and more

750
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,807
qualified.

751
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:52,730
And, let's face it,

752
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,228
better dressed.

753
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:53,849
Come on.

754
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:54,004
I mean, that is a nice tie.

755
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,850
I mean, that is a nice tie.

756
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,015
What?

757
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,273
And your talents are really

758
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,774
impressive, but Ms. Helen has

759
00:14:58,856 --> 00:14:59,396
worked at this office since

760
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,001
before I bought it.

761
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,110
Before I bought it.

762
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,691
Well, maybe it's time she

763
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,276
retired.

764
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:03,900
Wha--

765
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,066
I understand if you need

766
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:05,704
some time to think it over.

767
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:05,999
Uh, actually, no, Perry.

768
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,990
Uh, actually, no, Perry.

769
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,204
I don't need any time to think

770
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,834
it over.

771
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,000
I'm gonna have to let you go.

772
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,830
I'm gonna have to let you go.

773
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:14,372
You're kidding.

774
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:14,995
No.

775
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,580
You're not?

776
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:17,996
No.

777
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,710
No.

778
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,423
I mean, she's not.

779
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,133
I mean, Ms. Helen may not be

780
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,003
the fastest typist or have the

781
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,880
the fastest typist or have the

782
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:25,875
friendliest phone manners, and

783
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:26,966
she has no sense of boundaries--

784
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:27,841
Honey, we're supposed to be

785
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:28,886
telling him why we love her.

786
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:29,999
Oh, exactly, and you know why

787
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,850
Oh, exactly, and you know why

788
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,009
we love her?

789
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,767
Because she's loyal and

790
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,019
dependable, and she tells me the

791
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:35,680
truth even when I don't want

792
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:35,998
to hear it.

793
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,600
To hear it.

794
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,595
And she's not sneaky.

795
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,186
Mm-mm.

796
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,770
I hate sneaky.

797
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,105
I'm not being sneaky.

798
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,000
This is business.

799
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,980
This is business.

800
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,817
And so is this.

801
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:46,953
Buena suerte.

802
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,039
I guess I'm more on top of it

803
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:53,998
than you realized, sport.

804
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,160
Than you realized, sport.

805
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,626
Thank you.

806
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,212
Ms. Helen, no thanks

807
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,996
necessary.

808
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,090
Necessary.

809
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,343
I mean, come on, we're not just

810
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:07,934
coworkers.

811
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,888
We're family.

812
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,218
Well, that's exactly how I

813
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,003
feel.

814
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,810
Feel.

815
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,928
I am gonna miss the coffee.

816
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,975
Well, he left a fresh pot.

817
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,480
If you get some, I'll take

818
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,652
a cup.

819
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,028
Ah, there she is.

820
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,822
Alexis, how was your first day

821
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:29,995
of school?

822
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,410
Of school?

823
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,699
Mom, don't. Don't.

824
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,413
First day of school.

825
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,122
How was it?

826
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,951
It was the worst day

827
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,406
of my life.

828
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,577
[Crying]

829
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,625
It'll be okay, sweetheart.

830
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:41,999
[Crying]

831
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,590
[Crying]

832
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,051
Sweetheart, it's okay.

833
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,001
It's okay. It's okay.

834
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,970
It's okay. It's okay.

835
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,510
Come here. It's okay.

836
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,263
I can't take any more

837
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,264
of this.

838
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:53,995
She's been acting like this

839
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,100
she's been acting like this

840
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,099
since we picked her up.

841
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,102
Yeah, I can't either.

842
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,004
Good luck.

843
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,480
Good luck.

844
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,192
It's okay, sweetie.

845
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,361
It's okay.

846
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,819
Alexis, tell your mother what

847
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:05,978
happened today.

848
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,146
I didn't know anybody, and

849
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,235
the teacher wouldn't let me take

850
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,449
off my shoes.

851
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,999
Daddy, my feet were hot.

852
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,070
Daddy, my feet were hot.

853
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,656
Aww.

854
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,161
I know, pumpkin.

855
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,661
Nobody likes having hot feet.

856
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,004
Mm-mm.

857
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,870
Mm-mm.

858
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:19,714
So did you at least make

859
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:20,118
friends today?

860
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,115
No one would talk to me.

861
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:22,997
Then this one boy teased me

862
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,003
about liking hamsters.

863
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,090
About liking hamsters.

864
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:25,959
You didn't tell me about any

865
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,964
hamsters.

866
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,167
There's one in class, and if

867
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:29,996
you finish your work, you go

868
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,130
you finish your work, you go

869
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,675
play with robespierre.

870
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,470
Who's that? Who's that?

871
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,352
Robespierre was a guy in the

872
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:35,969
French revolution.

873
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:36,814
They called him the

874
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,429
incorruptible.

875
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,184
Oh.

876
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,175
Today we learned how they

877
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,186
chopped off his head.

878
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:41,998
He was a victim of the climate

879
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,100
he was a victim of the climate

880
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,147
he created.

881
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,399
Oh, goodness, he was?

882
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,941
And if he was a victim of his

883
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,004
own revolution, that would also

884
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,150
own revolution, that would also

885
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,493
be called what?

886
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,158
Irony. Duh.

887
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:53,778
So you learned about the

888
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:54,004
French revolution today.

889
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,370
French revolution today.

890
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,369
A little.

891
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,740
I'm not going back to school to

892
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:58,986
see how it ended.

893
00:17:59,077 --> 00:17:59,997
Well, sweetheart, just

894
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,160
Well, sweetheart, just

895
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,656
because you don't like it

896
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,668
doesn't mean you're not gonna go

897
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,629
back anymore.

898
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,998
Hey, Carla, can I talk to

899
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,040
Hey, Carla, can I talk to

900
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,206
Alexis for a bit?

901
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,134
Sure. Okay.

902
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:11,172
Now, sweetie, you got to stop

903
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:11,996
crying, okay?

904
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,550
Crying, okay?

905
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,433
You know why?

906
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,089
Because if you don't,

907
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:14,926
your face...[Sobs]

908
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:15,510
Might get...

909
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,724
Stuck like this...[Sobbing]

910
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:17,995
[Laughing]

911
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,890
[Laughing]

912
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:20,683
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

913
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,676
I love you.

914
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,767
I love you.

915
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,001
Mwah!

916
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,020
Mwah!

917
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,015
So what else happened in

918
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,066
school today?

919
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:29,999
Well, we had reading, then

920
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,610
Well, we had reading, then

921
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:32,243
spelling, then lunch, then

922
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,949
recess, and then we did math,

923
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,000
and I raised my hand a lot.

924
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,030
And I raised my hand a lot.

925
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,365
You did?

926
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,659
I knew all the answers.

927
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,912
Of course you knew all the

928
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,083
answers.

929
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,001
And it sounds like, if you gave

930
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,120
and it sounds like, if you gave

931
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,155
school a chance, you might

932
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,128
kind of like it.

933
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,078
I like staying here with you.

934
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:47,997
You don't like change either.

935
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,210
You don't like change either.

936
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,174
What makes you say that?

937
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,214
You looked sad when mommy

938
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,996
said I was going to school.

939
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,340
Said I was going to school.

940
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,144
That's because I was sad.

941
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,349
But you know, I'm also gonna be

942
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,998
sad when you go away to college.

943
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,890
Sad when you go away to college.

944
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,104
I'm gonna be sad when you go on

945
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,003
your first date at 35.

946
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,190
Your first date at 35.

947
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,231
And I'm gonna be sad when you

948
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,863
get married and leave me

949
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:11,151
forever.

950
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,003
But it's gonna be important that

951
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,360
but it's gonna be important that

952
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,493
you do these things.

953
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,661
Maybe not the leave me forever

954
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:17,998
part.

955
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,120
Part.

956
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:18,698
But it's all a part

957
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,242
of growing up.

958
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,735
And change is--change is a part

959
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,658
of life.

960
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:23,995
And that's okay.

961
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,710
And that's okay.

962
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,830
I love you, daddy.

963
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:29,997
And that better never change.

964
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
And that better never change.

965
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:47,769
Alexis.

966
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,003
Yes, daddy?

967
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,980
Yes, daddy?

968
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,112
You're hurting my hand.

969
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,938
Sorry.

970
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:53,605
It's okay, sweetheart.

971
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,002
Go ahead.

972
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,360
Go ahead.

973
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,276
Hey, Mr. Guillory.

974
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,003
Hi, Dr. Reed.

975
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,410
Hi, Dr. Reed.

976
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,660
Listen, Alexis was having a

977
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,162
hard time yesterday, so I was

978
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,043
wondering if I can stick

979
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:04,659
around for a little bit just

980
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,995
until she adjusts.

981
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,330
Until she adjusts.

982
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,205
She seems to be doing

983
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,001
pretty well.

984
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,300
Pretty well.

985
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,208
I think your little girl is

986
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,666
gonna be just fine.

987
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,547
Yeah.

988
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,003
Yeah, I guess you're right.

989
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,010
Yeah, I guess you're right.

990
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,093
You might want to watch out for

991
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:21,468
her, though.

992
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,433
Ugh. Thanks, Dr. Reed.

993
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,004
That's enough.

994
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,230
That's enough.

995
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,402
Daddy, wait.

996
00:20:32,452 --> 00:20:37,002
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